Conservative Americans and ObamaCare

By Dan Nedelko

June 28, 2012


American conservatives moving to Canada because of ObamaCare
 

Dear Conservative America,
 
We heard that you have issues with ObamaCare and were 
thinking of moving to Canada.
 
You would not like Canada at all.
 
We have National Health Insurance.
Our beer is horrible, it’s watery and tasteless.
We have communities of happily married homosexual couples.
We have very cold frigid winters.
We have government supported television and radio.
We just got electricity like last year.
Our banks are very unstable.
We have Sharks.
Sharks that can walk.
You’d hate it here. 
 
Our apologies in advance eh,
Canada
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Dan Nedelko

About Dan Nedelko

A human being spinning around on this big blue marble with the rest of you, interested in Digital Marketing // Music // Art // Family // Business // Founder of http://hny.pt

  • John Allenson says:

    Absolutely brilliant. I tried to give it a 10 out of 10 but I don’t think it registered.

    • Thanks John 🙂 It did in fact register but the ratings code does behave oddly in some browsers.

  • Hahaha! Replace “sharks” with “polar bears” and you have Sweden. 😉 You’d hate it here too.

    • Haha good one Carina 🙂 It’s always good to give context for right wing Americans.

  • That message from Canada to America made my day))) Though I don’t think everything is so bad in Canada (it is clear that these are Americans’ thoughts) I like it here in NY))

    best regards to everybody!

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