Dear Conservative America,
We heard that you have issues with ObamaCare and were
thinking of moving to Canada.
You would not like Canada at all.
We have National Health Insurance.
Our beer is horrible, it’s watery and tasteless.
We have communities of happily married homosexual couples.
We have very cold frigid winters.
We have government supported television and radio.
We just got electricity like last year.
Our banks are very unstable.
We have Sharks.
Sharks that can walk.
You’d hate it here.
Our apologies in advance eh,