Conservative Americans and ObamaCare

American conservatives moving to Canada because of ObamaCare
 

Dear Conservative America,
 
We heard that you have issues with ObamaCare and were 
thinking of moving to Canada.
 
You would not like Canada at all.
 
We have National Health Insurance.
Our beer is horrible, it’s watery and tasteless.
We have communities of happily married homosexual couples.
We have very cold frigid winters.
We have government supported television and radio.
We just got electricity like last year.
Our banks are very unstable.
We have Sharks.
Sharks that can walk.
You’d hate it here. 
 
Our apologies in advance eh,
Canada

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  • John Allenson says:

    Absolutely brilliant. I tried to give it a 10 out of 10 but I don’t think it registered.

  • Carina says:

    Hahaha! Replace “sharks” with “polar bears” and you have Sweden. 😉 You’d hate it here too.

  • That message from Canada to America made my day))) Though I don’t think everything is so bad in Canada (it is clear that these are Americans’ thoughts) I like it here in NY))

    best regards to everybody!

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